Made For Worship (3 of 6)
Series: Living on Purpose
Pastor Jeff Schreve
John 4:20-24
A blonde was sitting in her seat on the airplane and next to her sat a very sharp, sophisticated, obviously intelligent attorney. It was a long flight and they didn't have movies on this flight. And the attorney was just kind of bored. And so he wanted to come up with some kind of game. And so he engaged the blonde, and said, “Hey,” he said, “what if we played a little game to pass the time?” She said, “Nah, I don't want to play a game.” He said, “Come on, let's play a little game.” He said, “Here will be the game. I'll ask you a question. And if you can't answer it, you pay me $5.00. And then, you ask me a question. And if I can't answer it, I'll pay you $5.00. She said, “Nah, I don't want to play.” He said, “Oh, come on, come on.” He said, “Let's do it this way since you're blonde.” He said, “How about if I ask you a question, you can't answer it, you pay me $5.00. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer it, I'll pay you $50.” And she said, “Okay, I'll play.” He said, “Great! I'll start first.” He said, “How far away is the sun from the earth?” She said, “I don't know.” And she reaches into her purse and gives him $5.00. He said, “Okay, now it's your turn.” And she said this, she said, “What is black and white and walks up a mountain on three legs and come down a mountain on four legs?” And he thought and he thought and he thought, and he racked his brain, and he searched through an encyclopedia that he had with him. And he somehow got on the Internet on that flight and began to do a search to come up with the answer. He worked on it for thirty minutes. She had fallen asleep. Finally, he woke her up, and he said, “Here's 50 bucks. I don't know. What is it?” She said, “I don't know either. Here's your $5.00!” (laughter) There was confusion on that flight.
Now we have been in a series for the last several weeks called, “Living on Purpose.” And there's lots of confu ...
Series: Living on Purpose
Pastor Jeff Schreve
John 4:20-24
A blonde was sitting in her seat on the airplane and next to her sat a very sharp, sophisticated, obviously intelligent attorney. It was a long flight and they didn't have movies on this flight. And the attorney was just kind of bored. And so he wanted to come up with some kind of game. And so he engaged the blonde, and said, “Hey,” he said, “what if we played a little game to pass the time?” She said, “Nah, I don't want to play a game.” He said, “Come on, let's play a little game.” He said, “Here will be the game. I'll ask you a question. And if you can't answer it, you pay me $5.00. And then, you ask me a question. And if I can't answer it, I'll pay you $5.00. She said, “Nah, I don't want to play.” He said, “Oh, come on, come on.” He said, “Let's do it this way since you're blonde.” He said, “How about if I ask you a question, you can't answer it, you pay me $5.00. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer it, I'll pay you $50.” And she said, “Okay, I'll play.” He said, “Great! I'll start first.” He said, “How far away is the sun from the earth?” She said, “I don't know.” And she reaches into her purse and gives him $5.00. He said, “Okay, now it's your turn.” And she said this, she said, “What is black and white and walks up a mountain on three legs and come down a mountain on four legs?” And he thought and he thought and he thought, and he racked his brain, and he searched through an encyclopedia that he had with him. And he somehow got on the Internet on that flight and began to do a search to come up with the answer. He worked on it for thirty minutes. She had fallen asleep. Finally, he woke her up, and he said, “Here's 50 bucks. I don't know. What is it?” She said, “I don't know either. Here's your $5.00!” (laughter) There was confusion on that flight.
Now we have been in a series for the last several weeks called, “Living on Purpose.” And there's lots of confu ...
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