CALLING GOD A LIAR (3 OF 6)
by Jeff Schreve
Scripture: 2 Kings 6:24-33, 2 Kings 7:1-20
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Calling God a Liar (3 of 6)
Series: Believing in God - Expecting Miracles
Pastor Jeff Schreve
2 Kings 6:24-7:20
Well, I heard a story about a police officer. He caught a man speeding and he pulled him over. And he asked the man, he said, ah, "Let me see your license." The man said to him, "I don't have a license. They took it away after my fifth DUI." He said,'Well, let me see the vehicle registration." He said, "I can't show that to you. This isn't my car. I stole it." (laughter) He said, "You stole the car?" He said, "I stole the car." He said, "But I think I saw the vehicle registration in the glove box when I put my gun in there (laughter) after I shot and killed the woman that owns the car." He said, "There's a gun in the glove box?" He said, "Yeah." He said, "I shot and killed the woman that owned the car. I stuffed her body in the trunk." He said, "There's a body in the trunk?" He said, "Yes." The man freaked out. The, the officer freaked out. He calls his captain. Says, "I got a hot one here. I need some back-up." So the captain came and some other officers. Officer tells them the story. The captain goes to the car, and he said, "Sir, may I see your license?" He said,"Certainly." Shows him his license. He said, "Is this your car?" He said, "Of course, it's my car. Let me show you the registration." He said, "Is there a gun in the glove box?" He said, "A gun in the glove box? Of course not! Look in the glove box. There's no gun in here." He said, "Do you have a body in the trunk?" He said, "A body in the trunk? Well, of course not. Go check for yourself."
He looks. No body. He says, "I don't understand it." He said, "My officer said to me that you told him that you stole this car, this isn't your car, you don't have a license, that you shot and killed the woman that owns the car and you stuffed her body in the trunk." The man looked at him and he said, "What a liar. I bet he told you I was speeding, too ...
Series: Believing in God - Expecting Miracles
Pastor Jeff Schreve
2 Kings 6:24-7:20
Well, I heard a story about a police officer. He caught a man speeding and he pulled him over. And he asked the man, he said, ah, "Let me see your license." The man said to him, "I don't have a license. They took it away after my fifth DUI." He said,'Well, let me see the vehicle registration." He said, "I can't show that to you. This isn't my car. I stole it." (laughter) He said, "You stole the car?" He said, "I stole the car." He said, "But I think I saw the vehicle registration in the glove box when I put my gun in there (laughter) after I shot and killed the woman that owns the car." He said, "There's a gun in the glove box?" He said, "Yeah." He said, "I shot and killed the woman that owned the car. I stuffed her body in the trunk." He said, "There's a body in the trunk?" He said, "Yes." The man freaked out. The, the officer freaked out. He calls his captain. Says, "I got a hot one here. I need some back-up." So the captain came and some other officers. Officer tells them the story. The captain goes to the car, and he said, "Sir, may I see your license?" He said,"Certainly." Shows him his license. He said, "Is this your car?" He said, "Of course, it's my car. Let me show you the registration." He said, "Is there a gun in the glove box?" He said, "A gun in the glove box? Of course not! Look in the glove box. There's no gun in here." He said, "Do you have a body in the trunk?" He said, "A body in the trunk? Well, of course not. Go check for yourself."
He looks. No body. He says, "I don't understand it." He said, "My officer said to me that you told him that you stole this car, this isn't your car, you don't have a license, that you shot and killed the woman that owns the car and you stuffed her body in the trunk." The man looked at him and he said, "What a liar. I bet he told you I was speeding, too ...
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