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FAREWELL FLAMES FROM JAMES (8 OF 8)

by Donald Cantrell

Scripture: James 5:1-20
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Title: "Farewell Flames From James" (8 of 8)
Theme: "James uses a flamethrower to close out his letter"
Text: "James 5: 1 - 20"

James Bible Study Sermon 8 of 8

I - The Woes of Wealth (1 - 6)

II - The Perfecting of Patience (7 - 12)

III - The Shallowness of Swearing (12)

IV - The Answer of Affliction (13 - 16)

V - The Reassurance of Reality (17 - 18)

VI - The Beauty of Brotherhood (19 - 20)

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Fuming Fury

A UGA Fan and a Georgia Tech Fan are sitting next to each other on a long flight to L.A. The Dawg guy leans over to the Tech guy and asks if he'd like to play a game to pass the time. The Tech guy just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines.

The UGA guy persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun, "I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." The Yellow Jacket backer politely declines and tries to go to sleep. The Bulldog fan is now agitated and decides to raise the stakes: "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll pay you $50!"

This catches the attention of the man from the Yellow Jacket fan, and so he agrees to the challenge. The Bulldog guy asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Yellow Jacket guy doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the UGA fan. He Tech fan then asks his question, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down on four?"

The Dawg fan is puzzled. He takes out his laptop and searches the Internet. He calls a bunch of his educated friends from Georgia and finally gives up after about an hour. He wakes up the man Tech fan and hands him $50, as he politely takes the money and tries to go back to sleep.

The guy from the University of Georgia is upset ...

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