LAODICEA: STUCK IN NO MAN'S LAND (7 OF 7)
Scripture: Revelation 3:14-22
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Title: Laodicea: Stuck in No Man’s Land (7 of 7)
Series: This Is Your Captain Speaking
Text: Revelation 3:14-22
Author: James Merritt
Introduction
1. No Pun Intended, but if There Is One Aspect
Of Being Sick That Makes Me Sick to My Stomach It
Is Being Nauseated. I’m Not Trying to Gross You
Out, but Is There Anything Worse Than Up-
Chucking? Believe It or Not, I Learned in The
Eighth Grade There Can Be.
2. To This Day, It Is an Image I Will Never Forget
And Is One of the Funniest Things I’ve Ever Seen In
My Entire Life. Our Math Teacher Was Mrs.
Propes and She Was a Great Teacher, but She Was
A Hard Teacher. She Would Assign Us a Lesson
For the Next Day and We Were Expected to Study
The Lesson and Know How to Do the Math
Problems That Were Assigned. Since She Would
Always Go Over the Lesson Herself and Basically
Walk Us Through How to Solve the Problems,
Nobody Ever Paid Attention to It and Nobody Ever
Read the Lesson.
3. We Don’t Know Whether She Figured It Out
Or Just Came in in a Bad Mood, but She Did
Something That She Only Did One Time and Never
Did Again. She Walked In, Sat Down and Said,
“Everybody Get Out a Sheet of Paper. We Are
Going to Have a Pop Quiz.” We Were All Absolutely
Terrified, Because None of Us Had Studied The
Lesson and We Knew We Would Have No Idea How To
Solve the Problem She Was Going to Give Us.
4. We All Begrudgingly Turned In Our Papers
Knowing That We Had All Royally Flunked This
Exam. She Was Grading the Papers in Front of Us
As We Sat Quietly. You Could See the Steam
Beginning to Come Out of Her Head. She Was So
Angry at the Fact That None of Us Had Done Our
Homework. She Stacked the Papers So It Would Be
Easier to Hand Out and Began to Lambaste Us And
Let Us Know How Disappointed She Was That
Everybody Had Flunked and This Would Be a Third
Of Our Grade.
5. She Asked One of My Classmates Named
Barry (Who Used to Go to Our Churc ...
Series: This Is Your Captain Speaking
Text: Revelation 3:14-22
Author: James Merritt
Introduction
1. No Pun Intended, but if There Is One Aspect
Of Being Sick That Makes Me Sick to My Stomach It
Is Being Nauseated. I’m Not Trying to Gross You
Out, but Is There Anything Worse Than Up-
Chucking? Believe It or Not, I Learned in The
Eighth Grade There Can Be.
2. To This Day, It Is an Image I Will Never Forget
And Is One of the Funniest Things I’ve Ever Seen In
My Entire Life. Our Math Teacher Was Mrs.
Propes and She Was a Great Teacher, but She Was
A Hard Teacher. She Would Assign Us a Lesson
For the Next Day and We Were Expected to Study
The Lesson and Know How to Do the Math
Problems That Were Assigned. Since She Would
Always Go Over the Lesson Herself and Basically
Walk Us Through How to Solve the Problems,
Nobody Ever Paid Attention to It and Nobody Ever
Read the Lesson.
3. We Don’t Know Whether She Figured It Out
Or Just Came in in a Bad Mood, but She Did
Something That She Only Did One Time and Never
Did Again. She Walked In, Sat Down and Said,
“Everybody Get Out a Sheet of Paper. We Are
Going to Have a Pop Quiz.” We Were All Absolutely
Terrified, Because None of Us Had Studied The
Lesson and We Knew We Would Have No Idea How To
Solve the Problem She Was Going to Give Us.
4. We All Begrudgingly Turned In Our Papers
Knowing That We Had All Royally Flunked This
Exam. She Was Grading the Papers in Front of Us
As We Sat Quietly. You Could See the Steam
Beginning to Come Out of Her Head. She Was So
Angry at the Fact That None of Us Had Done Our
Homework. She Stacked the Papers So It Would Be
Easier to Hand Out and Began to Lambaste Us And
Let Us Know How Disappointed She Was That
Everybody Had Flunked and This Would Be a Third
Of Our Grade.
5. She Asked One of My Classmates Named
Barry (Who Used to Go to Our Churc ...
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