Title: Jesus and God the Father Part 2
Text: John 5: 30-47
Author: Marvin Patterson
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and
starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is
too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the
plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot. So they
throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot
regains control.
He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep
and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who's crying.
They ask him why he's crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"
They drive more and meet another boy who's crying even harder. Again they
ask why and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!"
They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who's
laughing hysterically. They ask him, "Kid, what's so funny?" The boy replies, "I
sneezed and a house blew up!"
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for
testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that
launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the
plane flies.
The theory is that if the windshield doesn't crack from the carcass impact, it'll
survive a real collision with a bird during flight. It seems the British were very
interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, speedy
locomotive they're developing.
They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded the chicken and fired.
The ballistic chicken shattered the windshield, went through the engineer's chair,
broke an instrument panel and embedded itself in the back wall of the engine
cab. The British were stunned and asked the FAA to r ...
Text: John 5: 30-47
Author: Marvin Patterson
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and
starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is
too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the
plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot. So they
throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot
regains control.
He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep
and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who's crying.
They ask him why he's crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"
They drive more and meet another boy who's crying even harder. Again they
ask why and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!"
They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who's
laughing hysterically. They ask him, "Kid, what's so funny?" The boy replies, "I
sneezed and a house blew up!"
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for
testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that
launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the
plane flies.
The theory is that if the windshield doesn't crack from the carcass impact, it'll
survive a real collision with a bird during flight. It seems the British were very
interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, speedy
locomotive they're developing.
They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded the chicken and fired.
The ballistic chicken shattered the windshield, went through the engineer's chair,
broke an instrument panel and embedded itself in the back wall of the engine
cab. The British were stunned and asked the FAA to r ...
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