THE TURNING POINT (11 OF 28)
Scripture: Matthew 11:1-30
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The Turning Point (11 of 28)
Donald Cantrell
Matthew 11:1-30
Matthew Series Sermon 11 of 28
I -One's Reservation (1 - 3)
II - One's Reaction (4 - 6)
III - One's Recognition (7 - 15)
IV - One's Rejection (16 - 19)
V - One's Rebellion (20 - 22)
VI - One's Retribution (23 - 24)
VII - One's Revelation (25 - 27)
VIII - One's Restoration (28 - 30)
This sermon contains a fully alliterated outline, with subpoints.
See Why This Guy's Hilarious Rejection Stories Are Going Viral
Getting turned down hurts, but let's face it: in the right context, it can also be kind of hilarious. And once the sting passes, a particularly brutal rejection can be a great story to share over a couple of beers at the bar. On Saturday, one particularly forthcoming social media user named Jake decided to share some of the worst ways in which he's been rejected in a Twitter thread that has now gone viral.
Relationship Rejection
"As a guy, I realize that no girl has ANY obligation to go out with me, and anything other than yes means no, and rejection isn't the end of the world," he wrote. "That said, here's a thread of the funniest ways girls has told me no without actually telling me no. Enjoy!"
Put On Hold Forever
"I was literally on the phone with her in the process of asking her out and she said 'Hey I'm so sorry, my mom is calling. Can I put you on hold for like 2 seconds?' she kept me on hold for 45 minutes, until I hung up and texted her and asked her to call me when she could. She never did."
Trick Question
"I asked her on a date (via text, which you should not do for various reasons I was young and naÔve okay) and she replied 'You're not going to try to kiss me, are you?' I said 'nope.' And she said 'Oh. In that case, no thanks.' I was... bamboozled."
Break Time
"I called her on a Monday to set up a date for that Friday. She said yes! Fast forward to Thursday night at approximately 11:20 pm. She calls me and says 'Listen... my boy ...
Donald Cantrell
Matthew 11:1-30
Matthew Series Sermon 11 of 28
I -One's Reservation (1 - 3)
II - One's Reaction (4 - 6)
III - One's Recognition (7 - 15)
IV - One's Rejection (16 - 19)
V - One's Rebellion (20 - 22)
VI - One's Retribution (23 - 24)
VII - One's Revelation (25 - 27)
VIII - One's Restoration (28 - 30)
This sermon contains a fully alliterated outline, with subpoints.
See Why This Guy's Hilarious Rejection Stories Are Going Viral
Getting turned down hurts, but let's face it: in the right context, it can also be kind of hilarious. And once the sting passes, a particularly brutal rejection can be a great story to share over a couple of beers at the bar. On Saturday, one particularly forthcoming social media user named Jake decided to share some of the worst ways in which he's been rejected in a Twitter thread that has now gone viral.
Relationship Rejection
"As a guy, I realize that no girl has ANY obligation to go out with me, and anything other than yes means no, and rejection isn't the end of the world," he wrote. "That said, here's a thread of the funniest ways girls has told me no without actually telling me no. Enjoy!"
Put On Hold Forever
"I was literally on the phone with her in the process of asking her out and she said 'Hey I'm so sorry, my mom is calling. Can I put you on hold for like 2 seconds?' she kept me on hold for 45 minutes, until I hung up and texted her and asked her to call me when she could. She never did."
Trick Question
"I asked her on a date (via text, which you should not do for various reasons I was young and naÔve okay) and she replied 'You're not going to try to kiss me, are you?' I said 'nope.' And she said 'Oh. In that case, no thanks.' I was... bamboozled."
Break Time
"I called her on a Monday to set up a date for that Friday. She said yes! Fast forward to Thursday night at approximately 11:20 pm. She calls me and says 'Listen... my boy ...
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