THE SORROW OF SIN (44 OF 50)
Scripture: Genesis 44:1-34
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The Sorrow of Sin (44 of 50)
Series: Genesis
Donald Cantrell
Genesis 44:1-34
Theme: ‘‘Sin has repercussions, but sometimes the payday takes a while’’
Genesis Series ‘‘Wednesday Night Bible Study’’ Sermon 44 of 50
I - The Hidden Cup (1 - 2)
II - The Hasty Chase (3 - 6)
III - The Helpless Criminals (7 - 13)
IV - The Hopeless Conditions (14 - 16)
V - The Harsh Condemnation (17)
VI - The Heartfelt Confession (18 - 34)
Honest Is the Best Policy
A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says, ‘I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.’
The driver says, ‘Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.’
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says, ‘Now don’t be silly dear, you know this car doesn’t have cruise control!
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls , ‘Can’t you please keep quiet for once??!!’
The wife smiles demurely and says, ‘You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.’
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man looks at his wife again and says through clenched teeth, ‘Woman, can’t you keep quiet?!!!!!!’
The officer frowns and says, ‘And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That’s an automatic $75 fine.’
The driver says, ‘Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.’
The wife says, ‘Now, dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.’
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, ‘WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET!!!!!’
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, ‘Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am?’ and she said, ‘Only when he’s been drinking’.
That my dear friend is honest at its best and it w ...
Series: Genesis
Donald Cantrell
Genesis 44:1-34
Theme: ‘‘Sin has repercussions, but sometimes the payday takes a while’’
Genesis Series ‘‘Wednesday Night Bible Study’’ Sermon 44 of 50
I - The Hidden Cup (1 - 2)
II - The Hasty Chase (3 - 6)
III - The Helpless Criminals (7 - 13)
IV - The Hopeless Conditions (14 - 16)
V - The Harsh Condemnation (17)
VI - The Heartfelt Confession (18 - 34)
Honest Is the Best Policy
A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says, ‘I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.’
The driver says, ‘Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.’
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says, ‘Now don’t be silly dear, you know this car doesn’t have cruise control!
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls , ‘Can’t you please keep quiet for once??!!’
The wife smiles demurely and says, ‘You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.’
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man looks at his wife again and says through clenched teeth, ‘Woman, can’t you keep quiet?!!!!!!’
The officer frowns and says, ‘And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That’s an automatic $75 fine.’
The driver says, ‘Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.’
The wife says, ‘Now, dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.’
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, ‘WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET!!!!!’
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, ‘Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am?’ and she said, ‘Only when he’s been drinking’.
That my dear friend is honest at its best and it w ...
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