Sealed With a Kiss
Donald Cantrell
Psalms 85:10
Theme: Valentine's kisses from the bible
I - The Kiss of Faithfulness (I Kings 19: 18)
II - The Kiss of Forgiveness (Luke 7: 37 - 38)
III - The Kiss of Fullness (Luke 15: 20 - 21)
IV - The Kiss of Friendliness (Acts 20: 36 - 38)
V - The Kiss of Falseness (Luke 22: 47 - 48)
VI - The Kiss of Foreverness (Psalms 2: 12)
This sermon contains a fully alliterated outline for Valentine's Day.
One Kiss and Four Stories
A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains.
They can't find a place to sit except for two seats across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it's obvious the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they are giving one another looks.
The train heads into a tunnel and it becomes pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.
The grandmother thinks, ''It was very brash of that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him.''
The general manager thinks, ''I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!''
The young woman thinks, ''I'm glad that guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!''
The young tech sits there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thinks to himself, ''Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his boss all at the same time?''
Let's Kiss
There was a pastor who had a parrot. All the parrot would say was, ''Let's pray, let's pray.'' The pastor tried to teach him to say other things but to no avail. He learned that one of his deacons had a parrot. His parrot would only say, ''Let's kiss. Let's kiss.''
So the pastor decided to invite the deacon and his parrot over to his house. When ...
Donald Cantrell
Psalms 85:10
Theme: Valentine's kisses from the bible
I - The Kiss of Faithfulness (I Kings 19: 18)
II - The Kiss of Forgiveness (Luke 7: 37 - 38)
III - The Kiss of Fullness (Luke 15: 20 - 21)
IV - The Kiss of Friendliness (Acts 20: 36 - 38)
V - The Kiss of Falseness (Luke 22: 47 - 48)
VI - The Kiss of Foreverness (Psalms 2: 12)
This sermon contains a fully alliterated outline for Valentine's Day.
One Kiss and Four Stories
A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains.
They can't find a place to sit except for two seats across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it's obvious the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they are giving one another looks.
The train heads into a tunnel and it becomes pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.
The grandmother thinks, ''It was very brash of that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him.''
The general manager thinks, ''I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!''
The young woman thinks, ''I'm glad that guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!''
The young tech sits there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thinks to himself, ''Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his boss all at the same time?''
Let's Kiss
There was a pastor who had a parrot. All the parrot would say was, ''Let's pray, let's pray.'' The pastor tried to teach him to say other things but to no avail. He learned that one of his deacons had a parrot. His parrot would only say, ''Let's kiss. Let's kiss.''
So the pastor decided to invite the deacon and his parrot over to his house. When ...
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