God's Gift Called Mom
Lenny Ports
Mark 10:28
It's MOTHER'S DAY and we want to extend warmth and love as well as thanks and appreciation to all the moms in this place today. We want to say from the onset that there are many women here who are moms and some who are not. Even if you don't have any children of your own, you are being used as a spiritual mom to so many that look up to you. For you young women, we pray that you would grow up desiring to be godly moms and mentors, caretakers, and catalysts of the love of Jesus to everyone you encounter.
We pray God continues to bless you as you have given out to others, especially your own children, may the blessing of that unconditional agape love come back on you and give you a long and prosperous life.
50 Job Titles for Moms
CEO of the Household
Personal Chef {clients may consist of picky eaters}
Head Cheerleader of {insert your child's name} team
Housekeeper
Taxi Driver {don't expect to receive any tips}
Judge Mom {daily court appearances}
PhD in Anger Management
Hair Stylist {mostly consists of impatient clients}
Bed-wetting Patrol Squad
Keeper of Secrets {shh I won't tell}
Food Tester
Family Therapist {innervation at least once a week}
Toddler Wrestling Coach
Errand Runner
Laundry Machine Operator
Janitor
Teacher {specializing in nursery rhymes, ABC's and 123's}
Toy Repair Expert {fixer of the little parts}
Finance Manager
Art Director {remember; beauty is in the eye of the beholder}
Landscaper {the weeds won't pull themselves}
Potty Trainer
Search and Rescue unit {for lost toys}
Lifeguard
Daycare Provider
Personal Assistant for the entire family
No-Thumb Sucking Enforcer
Wardrobe Stylist {this may consist of changing your client's clothes several times a day}
Personal Shopper
Toothbrush Inspector
PTA Mom
Play-date Coordinator
Birthday Events Director
Sleep Scientist {will consist of many overnight studies}
Scary Monster Patrol Officer
Dramatic Story Teller
Bac ...
Lenny Ports
Mark 10:28
It's MOTHER'S DAY and we want to extend warmth and love as well as thanks and appreciation to all the moms in this place today. We want to say from the onset that there are many women here who are moms and some who are not. Even if you don't have any children of your own, you are being used as a spiritual mom to so many that look up to you. For you young women, we pray that you would grow up desiring to be godly moms and mentors, caretakers, and catalysts of the love of Jesus to everyone you encounter.
We pray God continues to bless you as you have given out to others, especially your own children, may the blessing of that unconditional agape love come back on you and give you a long and prosperous life.
50 Job Titles for Moms
CEO of the Household
Personal Chef {clients may consist of picky eaters}
Head Cheerleader of {insert your child's name} team
Housekeeper
Taxi Driver {don't expect to receive any tips}
Judge Mom {daily court appearances}
PhD in Anger Management
Hair Stylist {mostly consists of impatient clients}
Bed-wetting Patrol Squad
Keeper of Secrets {shh I won't tell}
Food Tester
Family Therapist {innervation at least once a week}
Toddler Wrestling Coach
Errand Runner
Laundry Machine Operator
Janitor
Teacher {specializing in nursery rhymes, ABC's and 123's}
Toy Repair Expert {fixer of the little parts}
Finance Manager
Art Director {remember; beauty is in the eye of the beholder}
Landscaper {the weeds won't pull themselves}
Potty Trainer
Search and Rescue unit {for lost toys}
Lifeguard
Daycare Provider
Personal Assistant for the entire family
No-Thumb Sucking Enforcer
Wardrobe Stylist {this may consist of changing your client's clothes several times a day}
Personal Shopper
Toothbrush Inspector
PTA Mom
Play-date Coordinator
Birthday Events Director
Sleep Scientist {will consist of many overnight studies}
Scary Monster Patrol Officer
Dramatic Story Teller
Bac ...
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