SHE HEARD OF HIM (9 OF 26)
Scripture: Mark 7:24-30
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She Heard of Him (9 of 26)
Series: Moving Through Mark
Donald Cantrell
Mark 7: 24 - 30
I - The Person and Recognition (24)
II - The Problem and Request (25 - 26)
III - The Persistence and Resolve (27 - 28)
IV - The Payback and Reward (29 - 30)
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Theme: ''Thankfully Jesus took the gospel to the Gentiles''
Quick Witted
This was a woman with a quick mind and a quick wit. She responded to Jesus' statement with a sharp reply. I admire this woman not only for WHAT she said, but how quickly she took the statement of Jesus and turned it into a profession of faith. I've always admired people who are quick on their feet. I have to think and plan ahead to say something corny, but some people are just naturally witty.
It's like the college guy who was working at a grocery store. He was in the produce section and a little old lady came up to him and said, ''Sonny, I see heads of lettuce here, but can I buy just half a head of lettuce?'' He said, ''Ma'am I don't know, but I'll go ask the manager.''
So the guy went up one aisle and down the other and found the manager at the back corner of the store. He walked up and said, ''Sir, there's an idiot over there who wants to buy half a head of lettuce.'' What he didn't realize was that this little old lady was fast and she had followed him step for step. Just as he was talking to the manager he caught a glimpse of her in his peripheral vision and so he said, ''Sir, there's an idiot over there who wants to buy half a head of lettuce...and this dear lady wants to buy the other half!''
So they took care of the lady, and the manager picked up on what the guy had done. He said, ''Son, you're pretty sharp. Where are you from?'' He said, ''I'm from Minneapolis, Minnesota; home of the world's ugliest women and greatest football players.'' The manager frowned and said, ''Son, my wife is from Minneapolis.'' Without missing a beat he said, ...
Series: Moving Through Mark
Donald Cantrell
Mark 7: 24 - 30
I - The Person and Recognition (24)
II - The Problem and Request (25 - 26)
III - The Persistence and Resolve (27 - 28)
IV - The Payback and Reward (29 - 30)
This sermon contains a fully alliterated outline, with sub-points.
Theme: ''Thankfully Jesus took the gospel to the Gentiles''
Quick Witted
This was a woman with a quick mind and a quick wit. She responded to Jesus' statement with a sharp reply. I admire this woman not only for WHAT she said, but how quickly she took the statement of Jesus and turned it into a profession of faith. I've always admired people who are quick on their feet. I have to think and plan ahead to say something corny, but some people are just naturally witty.
It's like the college guy who was working at a grocery store. He was in the produce section and a little old lady came up to him and said, ''Sonny, I see heads of lettuce here, but can I buy just half a head of lettuce?'' He said, ''Ma'am I don't know, but I'll go ask the manager.''
So the guy went up one aisle and down the other and found the manager at the back corner of the store. He walked up and said, ''Sir, there's an idiot over there who wants to buy half a head of lettuce.'' What he didn't realize was that this little old lady was fast and she had followed him step for step. Just as he was talking to the manager he caught a glimpse of her in his peripheral vision and so he said, ''Sir, there's an idiot over there who wants to buy half a head of lettuce...and this dear lady wants to buy the other half!''
So they took care of the lady, and the manager picked up on what the guy had done. He said, ''Son, you're pretty sharp. Where are you from?'' He said, ''I'm from Minneapolis, Minnesota; home of the world's ugliest women and greatest football players.'' The manager frowned and said, ''Son, my wife is from Minneapolis.'' Without missing a beat he said, ...
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