Shame (5 of 5)
Series: Feeling Great About Life
Ryan Heller
Psalm 32?
Have you ever wanted to shame someone? One of the great internet crazes going on now is called Animal Shaming. You take a social media picture of your animal with a little sign that tells what mischief they've been into. Especially dogs, because dogs are always into some type of mischief.
The people who lived in our house before us had dogs that chewed on the baseboards. You're thinking, ''Of all things to eat!'' I understand eating food off the floor, dog, but you're eating the baseboards. I mean, there's something wrong with you, animal. You deserve to be shamed, if you do things like that.''
Here are a few more examples: (pictures on screen)
- ''My name is Biscuit. I ate a large tube of Vaseline, and now I have to wear a doggy diaper because I am drooling Vaseline out of my butt.''
How about that? If you do that, you deserve to wear a diaper or get posted on social media.
- ''I tried to eat Jesus.''
Here's a little dog chewing on a crucifix. Don't eat Jesus, doggie. That's not nice.
- How about, ''I went to my mom's purse while she was asleep, and I ate a tube of bright red lipstick and chewed up three one-dollar bills.''
Animal shaming. All over his little paws and everything, too. Wow.
- ''My house was under attack by a new $700 Roomba. I saved us.''
You've got to watch out for those robot vacuum cleaners, you know.
- ''I ate a bottle of glitter, and now my poop sparkles.''
Another great shame, my personal favorite.
Okay, I'm just saying that dog looks guilty, doesn't he? Like he got busted.
Everywhere we turn there is shame. It's funny, we laugh today about shaming pets, but the truth is, a lot of people live with shame. A lot of people have regrets about things we have done that we know were wrong, and as a result we feel a lot of shame in our lives. You know the famous story of The Scarlet Letter that you read in English Literature class, about a woman ...
Series: Feeling Great About Life
Ryan Heller
Psalm 32?
Have you ever wanted to shame someone? One of the great internet crazes going on now is called Animal Shaming. You take a social media picture of your animal with a little sign that tells what mischief they've been into. Especially dogs, because dogs are always into some type of mischief.
The people who lived in our house before us had dogs that chewed on the baseboards. You're thinking, ''Of all things to eat!'' I understand eating food off the floor, dog, but you're eating the baseboards. I mean, there's something wrong with you, animal. You deserve to be shamed, if you do things like that.''
Here are a few more examples: (pictures on screen)
- ''My name is Biscuit. I ate a large tube of Vaseline, and now I have to wear a doggy diaper because I am drooling Vaseline out of my butt.''
How about that? If you do that, you deserve to wear a diaper or get posted on social media.
- ''I tried to eat Jesus.''
Here's a little dog chewing on a crucifix. Don't eat Jesus, doggie. That's not nice.
- How about, ''I went to my mom's purse while she was asleep, and I ate a tube of bright red lipstick and chewed up three one-dollar bills.''
Animal shaming. All over his little paws and everything, too. Wow.
- ''My house was under attack by a new $700 Roomba. I saved us.''
You've got to watch out for those robot vacuum cleaners, you know.
- ''I ate a bottle of glitter, and now my poop sparkles.''
Another great shame, my personal favorite.
Okay, I'm just saying that dog looks guilty, doesn't he? Like he got busted.
Everywhere we turn there is shame. It's funny, we laugh today about shaming pets, but the truth is, a lot of people live with shame. A lot of people have regrets about things we have done that we know were wrong, and as a result we feel a lot of shame in our lives. You know the famous story of The Scarlet Letter that you read in English Literature class, about a woman ...
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