I Pray We'll All Be Ready
Donald Cantrell
1 Thessalonians 4: 13 - 18
I - The Pain of the Hopeless (13)
II - The Path of the Heavenly (14 - 17)
III - The Peace of the Hopeful (18)
This sermon contains a fully alliterated outline, with sub-points.
Theme: ''The rapture will affect the saved and the lost, will you be ready?''
A nervous young preacher was preaching his first sermon. His topic was the Second Coming of Christ. He quoted from Revelation 22. He ran toward the edge of the platform and said with great enthusiasm, ''Behold, I come quickly!''
But he lost his train of thought and didn't know what to say next. So he just ran forward again and said, ''Behold, I come quickly!'' He still couldn't remember what to say next so he tried it again, but with more force. He stepped forward and said, ''Behold, I come quickly!''
But he tripped on a cord and lost his balance. He fell right into the lap of an old deacon who was sitting on the first pew. The young preacher said, ''Sir, I'm so sorry!'' The deacon said, ''Don't worry about it, son. You warned me three times that you were coming.''
Did you know newspapers have a certain size font they use only for mega-events? It's called Second Coming type. It was used to announce the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Second Coming type was used to announce the assassination of JFK, and it was used on September 12, 2001 after the Muslim terrorist attacks on America. This font is so large the words jump off the page and say, ''Read me!'' It's interesting they don't call it ''Major events type,'' or ''Breaking News Type.'' They call it Second Coming type. Why? Because there is no larger event that will ever occur than the return of Christ.
Somebody put together a list of how different newspapers and magazines might report the second coming.
Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER!
U.S.A. Today: WE'RE DEAD!
The Wall Street Journal: DOW PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS!
National Inquirer: SPACE ALIENS INVADE!
Mi ...
Donald Cantrell
1 Thessalonians 4: 13 - 18
I - The Pain of the Hopeless (13)
II - The Path of the Heavenly (14 - 17)
III - The Peace of the Hopeful (18)
This sermon contains a fully alliterated outline, with sub-points.
Theme: ''The rapture will affect the saved and the lost, will you be ready?''
A nervous young preacher was preaching his first sermon. His topic was the Second Coming of Christ. He quoted from Revelation 22. He ran toward the edge of the platform and said with great enthusiasm, ''Behold, I come quickly!''
But he lost his train of thought and didn't know what to say next. So he just ran forward again and said, ''Behold, I come quickly!'' He still couldn't remember what to say next so he tried it again, but with more force. He stepped forward and said, ''Behold, I come quickly!''
But he tripped on a cord and lost his balance. He fell right into the lap of an old deacon who was sitting on the first pew. The young preacher said, ''Sir, I'm so sorry!'' The deacon said, ''Don't worry about it, son. You warned me three times that you were coming.''
Did you know newspapers have a certain size font they use only for mega-events? It's called Second Coming type. It was used to announce the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Second Coming type was used to announce the assassination of JFK, and it was used on September 12, 2001 after the Muslim terrorist attacks on America. This font is so large the words jump off the page and say, ''Read me!'' It's interesting they don't call it ''Major events type,'' or ''Breaking News Type.'' They call it Second Coming type. Why? Because there is no larger event that will ever occur than the return of Christ.
Somebody put together a list of how different newspapers and magazines might report the second coming.
Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER!
U.S.A. Today: WE'RE DEAD!
The Wall Street Journal: DOW PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS!
National Inquirer: SPACE ALIENS INVADE!
Mi ...
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