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Series: Blessed
Zach Terry
Matthew 5:2-12
OPENING JOKE: If anyone knows Joy it's a cajun...Did you know there are 9 Reality TV shows on today that all star Cajun's? Why? Not because of what they know or how they look... all because they have fun.
I heard about one cajun named Boudreax. Boudreax went to work one day and at the end of the day the boss gave Boudreax a check.... Bordeaux said, ''what am I gonna do with that.. I want cash money''. The boss said, ''Boudreax you take that down to dat bank and they done gone give you some cash money''. So Boudreax took the check down to the first bank he came too and said, ''Der goes my check, now you give me some cash money''. The bank said, ''I'll be happy too as soon as you endorse it''. Boudreax said, ''What you mean endorse it?'', the banker replied - ''you got to sign you name on the back of it Boudreax''. Boudreax replied, ''I ain't gone do no such thing''.
So he went to the next bank and said, ''Der goes my check, now you give me some cash money''. The banker said, ''Listen Boudreax, you done gone have to sign dat check for me to give you yo money''. Boudreax said, ''I ain't gonna sign it''. The banker reached across the counter and slapped Boudreax upside the head and said, ''sign dat check you fool''. So Boudreax signed the check.
He came back by the first bank and said, ''Uh wee... done got my cash money''. The banker said, ''Why did you sign the check for him and not for me''? Boudreax replied, ''He 'splained it to me better dan u did''.
So today, ''I'm gonna splain something to you''!
INTRODUCTION: Suppose I knew a secret that was guaranteed to take the knob of blessing in your life and turn it up to the maximum setting? Would you want to know the secret? If your answer is, ''yes'' don't feel bad. You see, I am firmly convinced that God hardwired humanity to desire blessing. As a matter of fact he uses our desire for blessing as an incentive throughout the Bible.
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Series: Blessed
Zach Terry
Matthew 5:2-12
OPENING JOKE: If anyone knows Joy it's a cajun...Did you know there are 9 Reality TV shows on today that all star Cajun's? Why? Not because of what they know or how they look... all because they have fun.
I heard about one cajun named Boudreax. Boudreax went to work one day and at the end of the day the boss gave Boudreax a check.... Bordeaux said, ''what am I gonna do with that.. I want cash money''. The boss said, ''Boudreax you take that down to dat bank and they done gone give you some cash money''. So Boudreax took the check down to the first bank he came too and said, ''Der goes my check, now you give me some cash money''. The bank said, ''I'll be happy too as soon as you endorse it''. Boudreax said, ''What you mean endorse it?'', the banker replied - ''you got to sign you name on the back of it Boudreax''. Boudreax replied, ''I ain't gone do no such thing''.
So he went to the next bank and said, ''Der goes my check, now you give me some cash money''. The banker said, ''Listen Boudreax, you done gone have to sign dat check for me to give you yo money''. Boudreax said, ''I ain't gonna sign it''. The banker reached across the counter and slapped Boudreax upside the head and said, ''sign dat check you fool''. So Boudreax signed the check.
He came back by the first bank and said, ''Uh wee... done got my cash money''. The banker said, ''Why did you sign the check for him and not for me''? Boudreax replied, ''He 'splained it to me better dan u did''.
So today, ''I'm gonna splain something to you''!
INTRODUCTION: Suppose I knew a secret that was guaranteed to take the knob of blessing in your life and turn it up to the maximum setting? Would you want to know the secret? If your answer is, ''yes'' don't feel bad. You see, I am firmly convinced that God hardwired humanity to desire blessing. As a matter of fact he uses our desire for blessing as an incentive throughout the Bible.
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