Come thou...Into the Ark
Donald Cantrell
Genesis 7: 1,16
Theme: ''The ark was nothing to those without, until the rain fell...''
I - Noah's Ark was a Symbol of Salvation
II - Noah's Ark was a Source of Safety
III - Noah's Ark was a Ship of Stumbling
This sermon contains a fully alliterated outline, with sub-points.
HOW WILL YOU EVER LEARN?
I heard the story of a nine-year-old girl who returned from Sunday school and as her father was sitting down with his newspaper after a delicious Sunday lunch, she asked him some questions.
''Daddy, why did God make all the leaves green?''
He thought a moment and replied, ''I don't know.''
Then she asked, ''What did God do before he made the world?'' Again he said, ''I don't know.''
She asked him another one: ''Daddy, how did Noah catch the two snakes and put them in the ark?'' He put down the newspaper and said, ''I don't know.''
The little girl sensed that her father was a bit restless, so she asked, ''Do you mind if I ask you questions?''
He replied, ''Not at all, how are you going to learn anything if you don't ask questions?''
BIBLE RIDDLES
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, there was a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us ...
Donald Cantrell
Genesis 7: 1,16
Theme: ''The ark was nothing to those without, until the rain fell...''
I - Noah's Ark was a Symbol of Salvation
II - Noah's Ark was a Source of Safety
III - Noah's Ark was a Ship of Stumbling
This sermon contains a fully alliterated outline, with sub-points.
HOW WILL YOU EVER LEARN?
I heard the story of a nine-year-old girl who returned from Sunday school and as her father was sitting down with his newspaper after a delicious Sunday lunch, she asked him some questions.
''Daddy, why did God make all the leaves green?''
He thought a moment and replied, ''I don't know.''
Then she asked, ''What did God do before he made the world?'' Again he said, ''I don't know.''
She asked him another one: ''Daddy, how did Noah catch the two snakes and put them in the ark?'' He put down the newspaper and said, ''I don't know.''
The little girl sensed that her father was a bit restless, so she asked, ''Do you mind if I ask you questions?''
He replied, ''Not at all, how are you going to learn anything if you don't ask questions?''
BIBLE RIDDLES
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, there was a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us ...
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