GOD GETS YOU (6 OF 12)
by Tony Thomas
Scripture: Hebrews 4:15, Matthew 11:28-29
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God Gets You (6 of 12)
Series: Unshakable Hope
Tony Thomas
Hebrews 4:15; Matthew 11:28-29
Outline:
I. What is empathy?
II. Where we turn for empathy?
I accidentally came across the most interesting book! It's titled, ''Uncle John's Fully Loaded Bathroom Reader.'' It's a book for your daily, ''special occasion!''
The Bathroom Readers' Institute is a tight-knit group of writers. Their claim to fame is their ability to, ''Understand the average man's habits.'' They call bathroom readers, ''Throne Sitters,'' and they work hard to provide amazing conversation pieces.
For example, I came across some unique surgeries that might interest you (page 107). The first is for the ladies among us. Anybody need a lip augmentation? It can be yours for the low-low price of $3,500. It's a mixed cocktail of silicone, paraffin wax and cow-collagen that is injected into your thin lips that result in that fuller look your neighbor dreams about. Kind of makes you want to pucker-up, don't it? If anyone's interested, I can save you $3,500. I have a pickup load of persimmons out in the parking lot.
Ever heard of ocular implants? You'll have to go to the Netherlands because it's the only country in the world where the surgery is legal. Ocular surgery is the implantation of jewelry onto your eyeballs. Doesn't that sound fun? For $860, you can have a heart or a star implanted on an eyeball to give you a one-of-a-kind look.
If that doesn't appeal to your fantasies how about a pinky toe tuck? For $1000 each you can have your pinkies shaved. Yep, a small incision is made on your pinkie and then that tiny, tiny bone is ''shaved.'' Your smallest toe becomes straighter, allowing you to wear thinner shoes. Interested? Here's a selling point to consider: you can cry, ''Wee, wee, wee!'' all the way home!
There's even something for us guys! (Guys, if you've considered any of the previous surgeries, the elders want to meet with you!) How about a six-pack surgery? For a mere $10 ...
Series: Unshakable Hope
Tony Thomas
Hebrews 4:15; Matthew 11:28-29
Outline:
I. What is empathy?
II. Where we turn for empathy?
I accidentally came across the most interesting book! It's titled, ''Uncle John's Fully Loaded Bathroom Reader.'' It's a book for your daily, ''special occasion!''
The Bathroom Readers' Institute is a tight-knit group of writers. Their claim to fame is their ability to, ''Understand the average man's habits.'' They call bathroom readers, ''Throne Sitters,'' and they work hard to provide amazing conversation pieces.
For example, I came across some unique surgeries that might interest you (page 107). The first is for the ladies among us. Anybody need a lip augmentation? It can be yours for the low-low price of $3,500. It's a mixed cocktail of silicone, paraffin wax and cow-collagen that is injected into your thin lips that result in that fuller look your neighbor dreams about. Kind of makes you want to pucker-up, don't it? If anyone's interested, I can save you $3,500. I have a pickup load of persimmons out in the parking lot.
Ever heard of ocular implants? You'll have to go to the Netherlands because it's the only country in the world where the surgery is legal. Ocular surgery is the implantation of jewelry onto your eyeballs. Doesn't that sound fun? For $860, you can have a heart or a star implanted on an eyeball to give you a one-of-a-kind look.
If that doesn't appeal to your fantasies how about a pinky toe tuck? For $1000 each you can have your pinkies shaved. Yep, a small incision is made on your pinkie and then that tiny, tiny bone is ''shaved.'' Your smallest toe becomes straighter, allowing you to wear thinner shoes. Interested? Here's a selling point to consider: you can cry, ''Wee, wee, wee!'' all the way home!
There's even something for us guys! (Guys, if you've considered any of the previous surgeries, the elders want to meet with you!) How about a six-pack surgery? For a mere $10 ...
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