Donkey Dynasty
Donald Cantrell
Matthew 21: 1 – 11
I – The Strange Selection of this Donkey
II – The Significant Service of this Donkey
III – The Symbolic Simulation of this Donkey
This sermon contains a fully alliterated outline, with sub-points.
Theme: “The lasting legacy of a donkey”
Stubborn as a Donkey
There was a man and his wife who were driving along on the way to church. They were late, and the man was fussing at his wife for taking too long getting the kids ready. Surely she could be more organized.
The wife was just as mad due to he did not help her get the kids fed or dressed, of course they were running late. As you might expect, he was also driving too fast. Sure enough, a police car pulls them over.
The police officer walks up to the window and asks for the man’s license. As innocently as possible, he asks “What’s wrong officer?”
“You were speeding”
“I didn’t realize. I must have missed the sign.”
His wife chimes in “Don’t lie to the nice young man. I’ve been asking you to slow down for the last mile.”
He gives his wife a dirty look just as the officer adds “And your left blinker isn’t working.”
“Really, that must have just happened.”
“Just happened a month ago,” says his wife.
This lack of loyalty infuriates the husband who begins to unleash a blistering torrent of invectives in her direction.
The officer asks the wife, “Does he always speak to you this way?”
Just then she is struck with an idea, so with a glimmer in her eye she answers, “No, only when he’s been drinking.”
Corrie ten Boom on Humility
Corrie ten Boom was once asked if it were difficult for her to remain humble. Her reply was simple. “When Jesus rode into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday on the back of a donkey, and everyone was waving palm branches and throwing garments onto the road, and singing praises, do you think that for one moment it ever entered the head of that donkey that any of that was for him?”
She continued, ...
Donald Cantrell
Matthew 21: 1 – 11
I – The Strange Selection of this Donkey
II – The Significant Service of this Donkey
III – The Symbolic Simulation of this Donkey
This sermon contains a fully alliterated outline, with sub-points.
Theme: “The lasting legacy of a donkey”
Stubborn as a Donkey
There was a man and his wife who were driving along on the way to church. They were late, and the man was fussing at his wife for taking too long getting the kids ready. Surely she could be more organized.
The wife was just as mad due to he did not help her get the kids fed or dressed, of course they were running late. As you might expect, he was also driving too fast. Sure enough, a police car pulls them over.
The police officer walks up to the window and asks for the man’s license. As innocently as possible, he asks “What’s wrong officer?”
“You were speeding”
“I didn’t realize. I must have missed the sign.”
His wife chimes in “Don’t lie to the nice young man. I’ve been asking you to slow down for the last mile.”
He gives his wife a dirty look just as the officer adds “And your left blinker isn’t working.”
“Really, that must have just happened.”
“Just happened a month ago,” says his wife.
This lack of loyalty infuriates the husband who begins to unleash a blistering torrent of invectives in her direction.
The officer asks the wife, “Does he always speak to you this way?”
Just then she is struck with an idea, so with a glimmer in her eye she answers, “No, only when he’s been drinking.”
Corrie ten Boom on Humility
Corrie ten Boom was once asked if it were difficult for her to remain humble. Her reply was simple. “When Jesus rode into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday on the back of a donkey, and everyone was waving palm branches and throwing garments onto the road, and singing praises, do you think that for one moment it ever entered the head of that donkey that any of that was for him?”
She continued, ...
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