She Proposes, He Accepts...Kind Of (4 of 5)
Series: The Gospel According to Ruth
Bob Ingle
Ruth 3
Open your Bibles to Ruth 3. The title of the message is 'She Proposes, He Accepts...Kind Of'.
As I pondered this strange and awkward marriage proposal in Ruth 3, I got to wondering about other strange marriage proposals I might find on the internet. And what I found are some people who probably shouldn't be allowed to get married. I mean, look at some of these I found. (pics on screens). I read about one guy took his fiancé to DQ to propose and slipped the ring into her milkshake. Of course, she accidentally drank it. The good news is she got to see it three days later.
Most marriage proposals end with a lot of excitement and joy. But not all. I came across a low-quality video of a woman who decided to propose to her boyfriend at his job on live TV. She shows up with a TV news camera crew to his workplace to pop the question. Check out his reaction. (PLAY-Very subdued) Doesn't he seem thrilled? I must have replayed his response 20x's. Marvin, will you marry me? Yeep. Marvin, would you watch my cats this weekend? Yeep. Marvin, would you rather stick your head in a garbage disposal than be in this situation right now? Yeep. So funny!
But the best of the worst marriage proposals ever done in the history of mankind has to be by the guy who faked his death and then planned the entire funeral visitation with him lying in the coffin. Then, with his girlfriend standing next to the casket, sobbing over his body, he suddenly sat up, and asked her to marry him. After she stopped screaming, she slapped him, and then said, ''Yes!''
Listen, single guys if you're thinking to yourself, 'That's genius!' Let me just say: you're not ready for marriage ok? Ladies, any guy who proposes to you like that: just close the casket on both him and the relationship, ok? Like with drugs: Just say no. That's a word from the Lord to you today. You are welcome!
Well, appar ...
Series: The Gospel According to Ruth
Bob Ingle
Ruth 3
Open your Bibles to Ruth 3. The title of the message is 'She Proposes, He Accepts...Kind Of'.
As I pondered this strange and awkward marriage proposal in Ruth 3, I got to wondering about other strange marriage proposals I might find on the internet. And what I found are some people who probably shouldn't be allowed to get married. I mean, look at some of these I found. (pics on screens). I read about one guy took his fiancé to DQ to propose and slipped the ring into her milkshake. Of course, she accidentally drank it. The good news is she got to see it three days later.
Most marriage proposals end with a lot of excitement and joy. But not all. I came across a low-quality video of a woman who decided to propose to her boyfriend at his job on live TV. She shows up with a TV news camera crew to his workplace to pop the question. Check out his reaction. (PLAY-Very subdued) Doesn't he seem thrilled? I must have replayed his response 20x's. Marvin, will you marry me? Yeep. Marvin, would you watch my cats this weekend? Yeep. Marvin, would you rather stick your head in a garbage disposal than be in this situation right now? Yeep. So funny!
But the best of the worst marriage proposals ever done in the history of mankind has to be by the guy who faked his death and then planned the entire funeral visitation with him lying in the coffin. Then, with his girlfriend standing next to the casket, sobbing over his body, he suddenly sat up, and asked her to marry him. After she stopped screaming, she slapped him, and then said, ''Yes!''
Listen, single guys if you're thinking to yourself, 'That's genius!' Let me just say: you're not ready for marriage ok? Ladies, any guy who proposes to you like that: just close the casket on both him and the relationship, ok? Like with drugs: Just say no. That's a word from the Lord to you today. You are welcome!
Well, appar ...
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