IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE THE CHURCH (5 OF 6)
Scripture: 1 Timothy 5:1-25
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Important Instructions Inside the Church (5 of 6)
Series: 1 Timothy
Donald Cantrell
1 Timothy 5: 1 - 25
I - Adequately Ministering to the Members (1 - 16)
II - Appropriately Maintaining the Ministers (17 - 20)
III - Affectionately Mentoring the Man (21 - 25)
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Theme: ''Detailed order on dealing with leaders and widows''
Two Elderly Widows
Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building -- a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself. Shirley says, ''Sophie, you know I'm shy. Why don't you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him. He looks so lonely.''
Sophie agrees, and later that day at the pool, she walks up to him and says, ''Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely.'' ''Of course I'm lonely, he says, ''I've spent the past 20 years in prison.'' ''You're kidding What for?'' ''For killing my third wife, I strangled her.'' ''What happened to your second wife?'' ''I shot her.'' ''And, if I may ask, your first wife?'' ''We had a fight and she fell off a bridge.'' ''Oh my,'' says Sophie, then turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells, ''you're never going to believe this, Shirley. He's single.''
An Axe and Two .38 Revolvers
An elderly lady was asleep in her bed one night, when she was awakened by a strange noise from the living room. Cautiously, she walked in and discovered a burglar in the process of stealing the stereo.
Overcome with fear, she whispered a desperate prayer, ''Help me Jesus!'' The burglar heard her and started towards her. Without a thought she put up her hand and shouted a favorite scripture reference: ACTS, 2:38! The burglar immediately froze.
The lady dialed 911, and within minutes, police were on the scene, and took the burglar to the police station. As the ...
Series: 1 Timothy
Donald Cantrell
1 Timothy 5: 1 - 25
I - Adequately Ministering to the Members (1 - 16)
II - Appropriately Maintaining the Ministers (17 - 20)
III - Affectionately Mentoring the Man (21 - 25)
This sermon contains a fully alliterated outline, with sub-points.
Theme: ''Detailed order on dealing with leaders and widows''
Two Elderly Widows
Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building -- a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself. Shirley says, ''Sophie, you know I'm shy. Why don't you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him. He looks so lonely.''
Sophie agrees, and later that day at the pool, she walks up to him and says, ''Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely.'' ''Of course I'm lonely, he says, ''I've spent the past 20 years in prison.'' ''You're kidding What for?'' ''For killing my third wife, I strangled her.'' ''What happened to your second wife?'' ''I shot her.'' ''And, if I may ask, your first wife?'' ''We had a fight and she fell off a bridge.'' ''Oh my,'' says Sophie, then turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells, ''you're never going to believe this, Shirley. He's single.''
An Axe and Two .38 Revolvers
An elderly lady was asleep in her bed one night, when she was awakened by a strange noise from the living room. Cautiously, she walked in and discovered a burglar in the process of stealing the stereo.
Overcome with fear, she whispered a desperate prayer, ''Help me Jesus!'' The burglar heard her and started towards her. Without a thought she put up her hand and shouted a favorite scripture reference: ACTS, 2:38! The burglar immediately froze.
The lady dialed 911, and within minutes, police were on the scene, and took the burglar to the police station. As the ...
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