THE SEARCH FOR ABSOLUTE TRUTH (3 OF 3)
by Jeff Strite
Scripture: John 18:33-38
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The Search for Absolute Truth (3 of 3)
Series: Whatever Happened To Truth
Jeff Strite
John 18:33-38
THE MEN'S THESAURUS (men don't always say what they mean) - excerpts:
When a man says: ''IT'S A GUY THING'' he means: ''There is no rational thought pattern connected with this, and you have no chance at all of making it logical''
When a man says ''CAN I HELP WITH DINNER'' he means: ''Why isn't it already on the table?''
When a man says ''UH HUH, SURE HONEY,'' or ''YES, DEAR'' he means: Absolutely nothing - It's a conditioned response.
When a man says ''IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN'' he means: ''I have no idea how it works''
When a man says ''TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD'' he means: ''I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner''
When a man says 'THAT'S INTERESTING DEAR.' he means: ''Are you still talking?''
When a man says ''YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.'' he means: '' I can remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I ever owned - but I forgot your birthday''
When a man says 'OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL'' he means: ''I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt''
When a man says 'I CAN'T FIND IT'' he means: ''It didn't fall into my outstretched hand, so I'm completely clueless''
When a man says ''I HEARD YOU'' he means: ''I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said and I am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you'll not spend the next 3 days yelling at me.''
When a man says ''YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE'' he means: ''I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be worse.''
When a man says ''YOU LOOK TERRIFIC!'' he means: ''Oh please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving.''
When a man says ''I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.'' he means: ''No one will ever see us alive again.''
APPLY: What is truth?
As o ...
Series: Whatever Happened To Truth
Jeff Strite
John 18:33-38
THE MEN'S THESAURUS (men don't always say what they mean) - excerpts:
When a man says: ''IT'S A GUY THING'' he means: ''There is no rational thought pattern connected with this, and you have no chance at all of making it logical''
When a man says ''CAN I HELP WITH DINNER'' he means: ''Why isn't it already on the table?''
When a man says ''UH HUH, SURE HONEY,'' or ''YES, DEAR'' he means: Absolutely nothing - It's a conditioned response.
When a man says ''IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN'' he means: ''I have no idea how it works''
When a man says ''TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD'' he means: ''I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner''
When a man says 'THAT'S INTERESTING DEAR.' he means: ''Are you still talking?''
When a man says ''YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.'' he means: '' I can remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I ever owned - but I forgot your birthday''
When a man says 'OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL'' he means: ''I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt''
When a man says 'I CAN'T FIND IT'' he means: ''It didn't fall into my outstretched hand, so I'm completely clueless''
When a man says ''I HEARD YOU'' he means: ''I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said and I am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you'll not spend the next 3 days yelling at me.''
When a man says ''YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE'' he means: ''I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be worse.''
When a man says ''YOU LOOK TERRIFIC!'' he means: ''Oh please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving.''
When a man says ''I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.'' he means: ''No one will ever see us alive again.''
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