The Bright and Morning Star
Donald Cantrell
Revelation 22:16
Rev 22:16 KJV - I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.
I - The Scriptural References
II - The Symbolic Resemblances
III - The Sound Reassurances
HUMOROUS DEFINITIONS - Do you know what these words mean?
ABDICATE: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
ADULT: Has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
ANTIQUE: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again.
AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do.
BALDERDASH: A rapidly receding hairline.
BATHROOM: Used by all of family, believed by all but Mom to be self-cleaning.
COFFEE: A person who is coughed upon.
DERANGE: Where de buffalo roam.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes.
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
GROCERY LIST: You spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you, when you go to the store.
HINDSIGHT: What one experiences from changing too many diapers.
INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do all we say.
OVERSTUFFED RECLINER: Mom's nickname for Dad.
OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
POLYGON: A dead parrot.
RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.
SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.
TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.
VEGETARIAN: Old Indian word for bad hunter.
Steven Simala Grant, Faith, Hope and Love
This is summation of the entire bible and Jesus is giving us some last words. The last words that a person speaks are very important and especially in this case, as the bible is about to have its final words written and shared.
Rev 22:16 KJV - I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churc ...
Donald Cantrell
Revelation 22:16
Rev 22:16 KJV - I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.
I - The Scriptural References
II - The Symbolic Resemblances
III - The Sound Reassurances
HUMOROUS DEFINITIONS - Do you know what these words mean?
ABDICATE: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
ADULT: Has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
ANTIQUE: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again.
AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do.
BALDERDASH: A rapidly receding hairline.
BATHROOM: Used by all of family, believed by all but Mom to be self-cleaning.
COFFEE: A person who is coughed upon.
DERANGE: Where de buffalo roam.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes.
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
GROCERY LIST: You spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you, when you go to the store.
HINDSIGHT: What one experiences from changing too many diapers.
INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do all we say.
OVERSTUFFED RECLINER: Mom's nickname for Dad.
OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
POLYGON: A dead parrot.
RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.
SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.
TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.
VEGETARIAN: Old Indian word for bad hunter.
Steven Simala Grant, Faith, Hope and Love
This is summation of the entire bible and Jesus is giving us some last words. The last words that a person speaks are very important and especially in this case, as the bible is about to have its final words written and shared.
Rev 22:16 KJV - I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churc ...
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