Misplaced Kick

Football has its share of the improbable&md;like the time Chicago Cardinals' Clint Wagers prepared for a field goal attempt. Evidently his educated toe had its own ideas that day, for it missed the pork hide completely and slammed into his face, fracturing his jaw! (Maybe that explains why you've never heard of the Chicago Cardinals!)

Or we could tell you all about the time a Rice player ran full speed toward a perfectly teed ball ready for the kickoff&md;only to land flat on his back. But we won't.