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How to Bake a Cake
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How to Bake a Cake
How to Bake a Cake
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How to Bake a Cake
- Preheat oven; get out utensils and ingredients.
- Remove blocks and toy autos from table.
- Grease pan, crack nuts.
- Measure two cups of flour, remove baby's hands from flour, wash flour off baby, remeasure flour.
- Put flour, baking power, and salt in sifter.
- Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl baby knocked on the floor.
- Get another bowl
- Answer doorbell
- Return to kitchen, remove baby's hands from bowl.
- Wash baby.
- Answer phone.
- Return.
- Remove one-fourth inch salt from greased pan.
- Look for baby.
- Grease another pan.
- Answer telephone.
- Return to kitchen and find baby. Remove his hands from bowl.
- Take up greased pan and find layer of nutshells in it.
- Head for baby, who flees, knocking bowl off table.
- Wash kitchen floor, table, walls, dishes.
- Call baker. Lie down.
- Remove blocks and toy autos from table.
