Life and Lessons

Life's lessons (and ages at which the person learned them) Lending money to friends and relatives causes them to get amnesia. (32) You should always put on a new bathing suit and get it wet before wearing it in public. (21) No situation is so bad that losing your temper won't make it. (41) You shouldn't leave your fork on the plate when you reheat food in the microwave. (13) When you're too busy for friends, you're too busy. (48) Life is like a 10-speed bicycle&md;most of us have gears we never use. (59) When parents say, "It doesn't matter what we think&md;you are the one dating him," they hate the guy. (24) Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them. (38) The more mistakes you make, the smarter you get. (13) If you are still talking about what you did yesterday, you haven't done much today. (21)