TV Is My Shepherd
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The TV set is my shepherd. It restoreth my knowledge of the things Yea, though I live to be 100 It presenteth entertainment before me Surely, no good thing will come of my life, My spiritual growth shall want.
It maketh me to sit down and do nothing for his name's sake.
Because it requireth all of my spare time.
It keepeth me from doing my duty as a Christian,
because it presenteth so many good shows that I must see.
of the world and keepeth me from the study of God's Word.
It leadeth me in the paths of failing to attend the evening worship services
and doing nothing in the kingdom of God.
I shall keep on viewing television as long as it will work,
for it is my closest companion.
Its sound and its picture,
they comfort me.
and keepeth me from doing important things with my family.
It fills my head with ideas which differ from those set forth in the word of God.
because my television offereth me no good time to do the will of God;