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Mr. and Mrs. Spouse


From a letter to Ann Landers

In the house of Mr. & Mrs. SpouseHe and she would watch TV,And never a word between them was spoken,Until the day The set was broken.

Then, "How do you do?" said He to She.I don't believe we've met. Spouse is my name.What's yours?" he asked. "Why, mine's the same!"Said She to He. "Do you suppose we could be...?"

But the set came suddenly right aboutAnd they never did find out.