The Glib Speaker
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Some people can overwhelm you with a dazzling vocabulary complete with the latest jargon and in-talk. The glib speaker may not know what he's talking about...but it sounds so "right"! Take heart, you, too, can get into the act with your own instant overblown vocabulary. An "Instant Buzzword Generator" has been developed to give you an impressive lingo that's bound to impress. Through use of this device, you simple select any word from each column below and use them in consecutive sequence. Thus 1, 4, 1 would be "total digital flexibility." Sounds impressive, doesn't it? Just think how your conversation will suddenly confuse everyone! People will conclude that because you're incomprehensible, you're profound.
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