Cadillac Dealer

An auto dealer, facing bankruptcy, was walking along a beach when he kicked a bottle and out popped a genie.

"Thanks for setting me free," said the genie. "To show my appreciation, I'll grant you one wish."

"Okay," said the auto dealer, "I want to be the only foreign car dealer in a major metropolitan market."

"Done!" cried the genie.

Immediately, the dealer found himself in a glass-walled office looking out over a major city. "Quick," he said to his secretary, "tell me who I am."

"You're the only Cadillac dealer in downtown Tokyo," said the secretary.