Home on the Range
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(Sing to the tune of "Home on the Range")
Oh, give me a bed, First Chorus: Sleep, glorious sleep, How often at night Second Chorus: Sleep, glorious sleep, You woke me at two, Third Chorus: Sleep, glorious sleep, just a hospital bed
and let me sleep all through the night.
Whatever you do,
please don't wake me at two,
let me sleep til the dawn's early light.
don't wake me at three for a shot.
Can't you see, my dear nurse,
that I'm just getting worse
when you wake me at three on the dot?
do you turn on my light
for a temp'rature check or a test,
Then I lie here and toss,
getting angry and cross,
will I ever get some rest?
don't wake me to wa-ash my face,
Let me lie here asleep
in a slumber so deep,
or I'll get out of this place.
now I'm pleading with you,
go away and just leave me alone,
I don't want to count sheep,
I just want to sleep,
if I need you I'll call on the phone.
don't wake me at three or at four,
Let me sleep through the night
til the dawn's early light,
