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A Cheap Obituary
Patricia Schultz, in Reader's Digest
A Cheap Obituary
Patricia Schultz, in Reader's Digest
Mrs. Willencot was very frugal. When her husband died, she asked the newspaper how much it would cost for a death notice.
"Two dollars for five words."
"Can I pay for just two words?" she asked. "Willencot dead."
"No, two dollars is the minimum. You still have three words."
Mrs. Willencot thought a moment. "Cadillac for sale."