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- Woman griping about football to friend: "The most exciting play of the season was when my Stanley sat in the cheese dip."
- If a husband watches more than 3 football games a week the wife should have him declared legally dead and have his estate probated. - Erma Bombeck
- Imagine another world looking down at 60,000 people who pay $900,000 to sit in a stadium that cost $45 million to watch 22 men being paid $7 million a year dispute the possession of a ball that costs $16.95.
- If a husband watches more than 3 football games a week the wife should have him declared legally dead and have his estate probated. - Erma Bombeck
